Inflatable Dragon by Vic Zarley 2nd fret
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A dragon I had ordered to inflate and cause a fright

Satan is an inflatable dragon. He's real, we ordered him and he came. He comes every time we blow it. He comes every time we seek something else besides God. He will burn everything he comes in contact with and you will not be able to say that anything much was accomplished when you step back from the situation and observe the results. Our parents are very skeptical at what we did in ordering the inflatable dragon. In this song, our parents represent God. They, too, want to "blow it up" but in a different way. They want to pop it. Destroy it. Let's stop ordering these toys, these idols, these other things that are not of God but of Satan, and let's revel in God all the way. It is only He who will satisfy, it is only He who will comfort and it is only He who will heal. We are far too fickle to be of much use to God these days. Quit ordering other stuff. Satan may keep coming back into your life for the three years of his warranty but remember, hopefully you will be with God forever. 

    G                                                                  D
Came within the mail in a box so small and bright
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I opened it so eagerly and laid it out with care
       G                                                                              D
But as I stretched the dragon out, it seemed to ask for air
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Chorus: 	Blow me up    Blow me up
                                       G
		I’m a dragon, can’t you see
                                         D                                      A
		Blow me up    Blow me up    right away

                                        D
		Blow me up    Blow me up
                                        G
		Let me show you all of me
                                        D                     A        D
		Blow me up    Blow me up   I say

And so I slowly blew it up--I gave it all I had
And as that dragon came to life, I saw that he was mad
Tiny sparks of anger seemed to shoot right from his eyes
And as I plugged his air hole up, I was hypnotized  (no chorus)

It roared and bit and scratched and spit those flames all over me
And when my parents popped it how I cried so desperately
They said they didn’t know that I had ordered such a pet
But since I did they had no choiced and said with some regret

		Blow it up    Blow it up
		It’s a dragon can’t you see
		Blow it up    Blow it up right away

(And then Mom said:)	 Blow it up    Blow it up
		Whoa…it’s coming after me
		Blow it up    Blow it up, I say

When the tears had dried and I could see what had been done
The furniture was scorched but I had had a lot of fun
There within the box I saw, and shouted so with glee
The dragon I had ordered had a three year warranty
(First chorus twice, end)